Total Medals Earned: 324 (From 62 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,795 Points
Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/405 points)
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Medals Earned: 5/16 (110/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Push the hardest.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 20/26 (355/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 16/20 (250/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Total over 1 million feet
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/150 points)
Evade "A" freezing death
Gigantor survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!